What If Cattle Got Mutilated? [Cattle Mutilation]
So guys, turns out they do. Hold onto your butts. No seriously, hold onto your butts, ’cause they comin’ for that cow bum. Cattle mutilation is a strange phenomenon that’s been happening since the 1970’s, where mostly cows, but animals of all kinds, end up with missing body parts, organs, and blood. We know. It’s weird. But that’s what you’re here for, eh? Spencer tells us what heifers are through a cold, Ryan’s officially freaked out for the first time in a long time, and of course we make some burger jokes—on this week’s episode of The What If? Podcast.
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Evidence of Cattle Mutilation
An image of the Del Norte calf, a cattle mutilation that occurred in the early ’90’s in which a young calf had it’s spine, organs, and front right leg removed under incredibly strange circumstances.
