Ep. #41 – What If Bigfoot is Real? [Sasquatch, Cryptozoology]

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Bigfoot

We take our very first step into the world of cryptozoology on The What If? Podcast, with one of our wildest episodes yet. Yep, that’s right folks: Bigfoot. Or if you like, Sasquatch, Yetis, Skunk Apes, Gigantopithecus – whatever folklore term meets your needs. We have another very first on this episode, which is that the homie Dan (aka DJ Name) brought his own soundboard. That’s right folks, double the soundboards—double the fun.

Spencer talks about inter-dimensional Bigfoot portals. Ryan recounts the Patterson-Gimlin film, and Dan soundtracks the weirdness. Then, we all finally settle in to discuss whether or not to go Squatching and find out how much of this is all real.

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The Patterson-Gimlin Film

The quintessential and most famous Sasquatch video in existence, filmed in Northern California in 1967, this video footage is often cited as the best and most real visual evidence of Bigfoot. However, many think it’s simply a hoax.

The Sasquatch People and their Interdimensional Connection – Kewaunee Lasperitis

We spend some time with Lasperitis’ book, The Sasquatch People and their Interdimensional Connection. He claims to telepathically communicate with the Sasquatch people, and says they have asked him to write this book to “directly affect societal awareness of them”.

Lasperitis claims there are four different type of Bigfoot:

  1. The sasquatch people
  2. The ancient ones
  3. The skunk ape
  4. The baboon-like forest giants (which are like Sasquatch, but with different faces…?)

He also claims the Sasquatch people have psychic powers which they use to alter the weather. They understand english, but prefer telepathy. He has heard them conversing on four separate occasions. Some Sasquatch can also write, and he includes a poem written by an ancient one named Haloti. 

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